First Date

Posted: June 17, 2011 in joke

Woman: “Are you smoking?”

Man: “No.”

W: *oh, good* “Do you like drink alcohol?”

M: “No.”

W: *ok, he’s healthy* “Do you like gambling?”

M: “No.”

W: *hhm, its rare for now* “Do you like flirting with girls?”

M: “No, for sure.”

W: *wow, I like this man* “So, what’s your hobby, then?”

M: “Just lie.”

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